Librarian is the most emasculating career? Dude, I can think of plenty more emasculating jobs.

If I remember, I started laughing too, so it’s okay, I’m equally as bad. I mean, I’ve known you for like, what, eight years or so now? I don’t think our friendship would have lasted that long if I didn’t get your sense of humor.

Also, it actually cost like 350 bucks to get her put down (and also for the emergency medical care they gave her)–vets are so fucking expensive. I’ve spent more on my sick cats than I have on myself in the last four months or so.

I tend to do the tactless/insulting thing, too, mostly because my default setting is sarcasm if I have no idea how to react to something, especially to really emotional scenes. Well, sarcasm or total awkward silence, one or the other.